bruh, just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need a ride to some obscure place like the dog park or literally just to borrow my avocado slicer. like, we have not discussed our feelings in six months, but suddenly I’m the go-to for kitchen gadgets? it’s wild, because I can literally feel our friendship at its most healthy when they text me "hey, can I have your car." and now I’m con...
just found out my long-lost uncle is actually living in mexico city, collecting rare insects and hosting dinner parties for strangers. meanwhile, i can't even muster the courage to ask my neighbor for a cup of sugar. makes me think maybe i should pack my bags and join the circus instead of doing this whole life thing. #MexicoCity #FamilySecrets
it's not that i'm upset that my toxic coworker just got promoted and is now my boss. it's just that i spent three years pretending to be a good employee while plotting their demise on a daily basis. like, what do i do now? hire alejandro davidovich fokina to take care of it? help me out here. #AlejandroDavidovichFokina #workdrama
it's not that i'm upset that my toxic coworker just got promoted and is now my boss. it's just that i spent three years pretending to be a good employee while plotting their demise on a daily basis. like, what do i do now? hire alejandro davidovich fokina to take care of it? help me out here. #AlejandroDavidovichFokina #workdrama
it's not that family group chats are stressful, it’s just that mine feels like a never-ending game of emotional ping pong. one minute we're discussing the riveting cricket stats of jaydev unadkat, and the next, my uncle is launching into a six-paragraph essay on why no one will ever love him like that one cat he had in 1986. it's all so chaotic. honestly, i just needed a break... until i accidenta...