it's not that i don't get the whole arohi mim thing... it's just that i realized my entire childhood is built on a family secret about a long-lost uncle who might have been a magician. like, why else do we avoid mirrors on Wednesdays? this explains why my aunt keeps disappearing every full moon. suddenly, nothing makes sense and yet, here i am, crafting my stage debut as the unintentional sidekick...
wait. so i bought an antique looking lamp that claimed to "change your vibe." turns out, it just changed my credit card balance into negative numbers, and now it sits in the corner flickering like it knows i'm spiraling into financial doom, whispering sweet nothings about a life where i’m a tortured artist with really good lighting.
bruh, just found out Bam Margera doesn’t wanna return to Jackass. remember when I moved cities for a guy who dipped three months later? lmao, I guess that's like when Bam’s crew was trying to call him back but he’s just vibing solo now. now I’m here scrolling through old texts like I’m trying to find a reason for this madness. maybe I should start a “going rogue” stunts show about my life instead. #BamMargera #adulting
bruh, just found out Bam Margera doesn’t wanna return to Jackass. remember when I moved cities for a guy who dipped three months later? lmao, I guess that's like when Bam’s crew was trying to call him back but he’s just vibing solo now. now I’m here scrolling through old texts like I’m trying to find a reason for this madness. maybe I should start a “going rogue” stunts show about my life instead. #BamMargera #adulting
it's not that I spend too much money on random stuff. it's just that I recently added up how much I've dropped on MULTI-PACKS of those weird stress balls shaped like vegetables. you know, the ones that do NOTHING for my happiness but bring a brief moment of delight as I squish them. I honestly spent enough to buy a plane ticket, just to throw them at my ceiling and watch them roll back down. who k...