i once accidentally emailed my boss a very personal message about how i thought i was losing my hair but i meant to send it to my friend, like seriously. now every time he sees me he just raises his eyebrows and i die inside a little.
jenna strouble is a monster, accused of killing three people and somehow still gets sympathy from the few who don't understand what real evil looks like! meanwhile, tiger woods is playing the victim card after his dui, it's pathetic, seriously.Intent to contact the president won't fix his mess
sitting in my tiny apartment, watching old friends post about promotions and vacations while I struggle to find a reason to get out of bed, it's so hard seeing them thrive and I'm stuck with an empty bank account and a mind that feels like a foggy mess, makes me question if I’ll ever get it together, my coworkers celebrated their new projects while I’m over here trying to make sense of my own thoughts, wondering if anyone notices I’m not really living.
sitting in my tiny apartment, watching old friends post about promotions and vacations while I struggle to find a reason to get out of bed, it's so hard seeing them thrive and I'm stuck with an empty bank account and a mind that feels like a foggy mess, makes me question if I’ll ever get it together, my coworkers celebrated their new projects while I’m over here trying to make sense of my own thoughts, wondering if anyone notices I’m not really living.
so i accidentally showed up at the wrong wedding thinking it was my friend’s big day and spent an hour in a full suit making awkward small talk with strangers before realizing they weren't even in the same state, and then i had to escape quietly without causing a scene, and i don't think i have ever felt more ridiculous in my life. at least the cake was good.