if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. remember, even the darkest nights eventually give way to the light of a new dawn. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing #YouMatter
ever find yourself staring at your couch like it's a magic portal to wealth? like, you just know if you believe hard enough, the money will literally appear, but instead you're sitting there apologizing to your furniture for saying no to plans because, like, honestly, who needs socializing when you could be practicing your manifestation skills instead?
so, when my parent said “i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed,” i felt it deep in my bones, like getting canceled on right before your favorite band starts playing live, then found myself wondering if i should send a one-way ticket to elon musk for changing twitter into a dystopian zoo. honestly, if his controversies can flip the narrative like my mom’s facial expressions when i tell her about my ‘career path’, maybe my life needs some wild reshaping too. now i’m practicing breakup speeches to an imaginary audience while reflecting on my lack of direction, because nothing says “wow, i'm thriving” like rehashing my unresolved childhood traumas during a global outrage over social media. #ElonMusksLatestControversyTwit #ExistentialCrisis
so, when my parent said “i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed,” i felt it deep in my bones, like getting canceled on right before your favorite band starts playing live, then found myself wondering if i should send a one-way ticket to elon musk for changing twitter into a dystopian zoo. honestly, if his controversies can flip the narrative like my mom’s facial expressions when i tell her about my ‘career path’, maybe my life needs some wild reshaping too. now i’m practicing breakup speeches to an imaginary audience while reflecting on my lack of direction, because nothing says “wow, i'm thriving” like rehashing my unresolved childhood traumas during a global outrage over social media. #ElonMusksLatestControversyTwit #ExistentialCrisis
it’s three in the morning and I just realized I have ten subscriptions to streaming services I never even use. am I really the kind of person who pays for a yoga app when I can barely touch my toes? what was I thinking—believing I could casually reinvent my entire life from the couch? turns out, my “wellness journey” is just me adding up the cost of questionable decisions like a midnight snack. #s...