honestly, my coworker just forwarded my private message—about how I can’t afford to pay my student loans—to the entire team. and they even added a comment like “i feel the same way!” now everyone thinks we’re in this together. meanwhile, I’m here wondering if I should ask them to donate to my GoFundMe—or just double down on my plans to open a bodega in my living room. like if melie kerr can slam t...
honestly, i thought i was the only one who fell for the girl who "doesn't do relationships," but then i found out she has an actual calendar marking the dates when she dates. like, that is SOME level of commitment.
ngl, i recently found my ex's handwritten letters stuffed in a drawer, and it was like reading a diary entry from a dramatic rom-com. as i flipped through, i noticed the 'intimate' details about our relationship were also just them talking about how they secretly wanted to buy a unicycle and run off to join the circus. the twist? they got that unicycle, and the only audience member was me. clearly, i was a sideshow and didn't even get to keep the tickets. #blessed #clowningaround
ngl, i recently found my ex's handwritten letters stuffed in a drawer, and it was like reading a diary entry from a dramatic rom-com. as i flipped through, i noticed the 'intimate' details about our relationship were also just them talking about how they secretly wanted to buy a unicycle and run off to join the circus. the twist? they got that unicycle, and the only audience member was me. clearly, i was a sideshow and didn't even get to keep the tickets. #blessed #clowningaround
so my sibling just got an award at work for "outstanding performance"—i’ve literally done the same job with no recognition, but my parents will now insist on comparing me to my sibling like it’s some sort of sports match—thank you, #OdsVsDel for proving sibling favoritism is the only competition worth watching. meanwhile, I’m sitting here just trying to prove that mediocre doesn't mean bad... it’s...