honestly, i just watched the news about shafiqur rahman and thought, wow, isn’t that just life? my relatives gather for the holidays, fighting over who gets the last samosa, but the moment i need someone to actually talk to, it's like i’m speaking a foreign language. my phone is full of contacts but i end up scrolling through messages, realizing nobody really gets me. literally, it feels like my f...
i kind of think it would be a hilarious plot twist if everyone found out that my neighbor’s really sweet, bubbly partner is actually engaged to someone else—it's a mess i stumbled upon while walking my dog and eavesdropping. and look, i know it's morally wrong to hold onto that like a secret prize, but here we are. like, what’s the line between protecting my peace and tearing down someone else’s l...
yooo, so I just spent twenty minutes debating whether to pay my electric bill or buy a single avocado. you know, the usual life choices. I finally said "screw it" to the lights and then got hit with a thirty-dollar late fee... not to mention the avocado is already rotten in my fridge, which, if we're being real, is just a reflection of my existence. honestly, at this point, I could just start charging people to see the mess of receipts and receipts for my hidden debt. like, "welcome to my life exhibit, where I live the dream of hoping my bank account can do the electric slide into the positives. bruh..."
yooo, so I just spent twenty minutes debating whether to pay my electric bill or buy a single avocado. you know, the usual life choices. I finally said "screw it" to the lights and then got hit with a thirty-dollar late fee... not to mention the avocado is already rotten in my fridge, which, if we're being real, is just a reflection of my existence. honestly, at this point, I could just start charging people to see the mess of receipts and receipts for my hidden debt. like, "welcome to my life exhibit, where I live the dream of hoping my bank account can do the electric slide into the positives. bruh..."
dekho, kal raat ek dost se baat ho rahi thi aur wo bol raha tha how all these changes with tariffs will affect businesses. mere andar ek hi soch chal rahi thi - i’m here trying to pay rent while scrolling through social media watching influencers flaunt their new bags, which i’m sure are from the same markets where our parents used to get clothes. ghar wale samjhte nahi, yaar. unhe pata nahi meri ...