so im wide awake at 2am because i keep replaying that time in 2016 when i thought it was a good idea to impress my boss by wearing that ridiculous neon green tie to the meeting, right. turns out it was an unspoken funeral and i was the only one dressed like a 90s rave, like i still see their faces...
so i thought i was texting my sister about the laundry situation and accidentally sent a detailed message about how i once tried to microwave a metal spoon to impress a boy in high school to my BOSS instead, now i avoid eye contact in the break room.
so the nursing home just called to say my parent fell again and i have to wonder if they think my parent is auditioning for the next circus act. honestly, third time this month and i'm half convinced the staff just forgot to mention there’s a new obstacle course in the hallway, like who designed this place, an olympic athlete?
so the nursing home just called to say my parent fell again and i have to wonder if they think my parent is auditioning for the next circus act. honestly, third time this month and i'm half convinced the staff just forgot to mention there’s a new obstacle course in the hallway, like who designed this place, an olympic athlete?
sitting on the floor eating takeout on my birthday because rent is due soon and checking my account felt like a punch in the gut—bills piled up and i just wanted to splurge on a new blanket but that money is already allocated to groceries and ugh why do plans always fall apart when you need them most