not gonna lie, when my boss said "we're like family here," I thought we were finally gonna talk about that time my co-worker showed up wearing the same shirt as me and we laughed it off. instead, he announced no raises this year. it felt like that moment in every chaotic family dinner when someone drops a bomb and everyone's just shoving mashed potatoes in their mouths, avoiding eye contact. like,...
Story Name: "The Shocking DNA Test That Crashed My Wedding" Part 6 of 6 “May not be your biological father,” she gasps, her eyes wide with fear. I stagger back, the room spinning. “What do you mean? Who is he then?” Panic claws at my throat. “Your real father is someone else… someone in this room.” She glances at Lucas, who’s frozen, mouth agape. My heart pounds. “No. It can’t be. I’ve know...
last night i had a full-on breakdown about the price of toilet paper. i spent an hour mentally preparing to negotiate with my bathroom supply closet. if toilet paper can increase like that, my life choices need a serious audit, not that it matters because i already used up all the change for the laundry. is it too late to switch to leaves? #adultingishard #financialanxiety
last night i had a full-on breakdown about the price of toilet paper. i spent an hour mentally preparing to negotiate with my bathroom supply closet. if toilet paper can increase like that, my life choices need a serious audit, not that it matters because i already used up all the change for the laundry. is it too late to switch to leaves? #adultingishard #financialanxiety
bruh, my manager just scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm, the exact time when I always get existential and start reflecting on my life choices - meanwhile, Marta Kostyuk just annihilated the court, and I’m here still debating if I should even bring my therapist's name up in that meeting. like what do I say, "sorry I missed that target last month, but did you see her angled pass?" also, let’...