Story Name: "My Wedding Was Crashed by a Woman Claiming to Be My Fiancé's Wife" Part 7 of 6 My heart pounds in my chest as the reality sinks in. "You can’t be serious!" I spit at the woman, rage flooding through me. I turn to Jason, eyes wide, desperate for any explanation. “Is this true?” His silence is deafening. The crowd gasps, a collective breath held in anticipation. The woman steps close...
literally just found out Juuso Valimaki got traded. which made me reflect on my own messy life decisions. like, why do I still have a six month overdue library book about the Renaissance sitting on my nightstand? honestly, what am I waiting for? it’s not like I’m going to write an essay on how medieval art shaped modern culture. but here we are. will my overdue fees come back to haunt me like my q...
literally woke up today and thought my friends were picking sides in a debate about nacho cheese. i mean, who doesn’t love cheese, right? by noon, i found out they all suddenly hate me because i chose sour cream instead of guacamole for the nachos we never ordered. honestly, who knew toppings would lead to betrayal like this? they made a group chat to discuss it and i’m just sitting here thinking, “when did i become a cheese traitor?”
literally woke up today and thought my friends were picking sides in a debate about nacho cheese. i mean, who doesn’t love cheese, right? by noon, i found out they all suddenly hate me because i chose sour cream instead of guacamole for the nachos we never ordered. honestly, who knew toppings would lead to betrayal like this? they made a group chat to discuss it and i’m just sitting here thinking, “when did i become a cheese traitor?”
was just practicing my reaction for when the library finally calls me to tell me I won the big book donation lottery. honestly, I even imagined my excited face, and I'm like, "can you literally believe it? they were all mine." too bad I haven't even filled out the entry form yet.