I literally think people are supposed to get a trophy for just showing up to life—like, everyone around me is conquering their worlds while I’m over here trying to remember if I put on deodorant this morning. It's kind of wild how I can see people buying fancy equipment for their hobbies while I struggle to figure out the instructions on a microwave dinner. I’m sorry, but how did we end up on such...
bruh, so I just found out Marvel's Multiverse is bringing back EVERYONE from every timeline, right? Meanwhile, I ran into my childhood friend the other day and they acted like they were meeting me for the first time, like, excuse me, did I just teleport into an alternate universe where I don’t exist? like, this isn’t some epic crossover; it’s just me realizing I can’t even get a hello while superh...
i watched my ex go off on social media about how they found their soulmate, and part of me feels like i built my entire personality around them. it’s hilarious how quickly i told everyone i had plans when really, i just couldn't bear seeing them so happy without me. maybe i’m the red flag, for refusing to admit that being alone feels like losing a part of myself every day.
i watched my ex go off on social media about how they found their soulmate, and part of me feels like i built my entire personality around them. it’s hilarious how quickly i told everyone i had plans when really, i just couldn't bear seeing them so happy without me. maybe i’m the red flag, for refusing to admit that being alone feels like losing a part of myself every day.
honestly, I used to think turning thirty meant I was an adult with my life together. now, I see all these TikTok dance challenges and think — am I really ready to compete with teenagers on the internet? meanwhile, I am just over here questioning whether I can keep my plants alive. who knew age would come with an overwhelming wave of existential dread? #TiktokTrendsTheDanceChallengeT #adultingishar...