so, while everyone’s freaking out about the “يلا كوره” hype, I’m over here reflecting on that one time I tried to start a group workout with my colleagues to look all sporty and cool. they showed up, and I promptly pulled a muscle reaching for a donut, while pretending my balance was totally just a strategy to strengthen my core. now I’m in the break room, trying to make eye contact while totally ...
the way that people get so passionate about football always stuns me. here i am, two years in a new city, and the only thing i have to cheer for is my empty couch. yaar, kisi ko samajhta nahi. while everyone is shouting at screens together, i’m just wondering if i’ll ever make a friend again or if i’ll forever be a spectator in my own life. it’s like every match reminds me of all the goals i’m mis...
yooo, so Friday the 13th is a whole vibe now—like, my coworkers act like I’m cursed after I set this tiny boundary—just said I wouldn't take work home—bruh, it felt like I unleashed the wrath of a thousand angry toddlers. now they’re planning this weird office gathering and I can literally feel the hostility—it’s like I'm Jason with a machete and everyone's acting like they’re the real victims. like, do I wear a mask or hide in a corner during the meeting? stay tuned for what happens next... #Friday13th #BoundarySettingStruggles
yooo, so Friday the 13th is a whole vibe now—like, my coworkers act like I’m cursed after I set this tiny boundary—just said I wouldn't take work home—bruh, it felt like I unleashed the wrath of a thousand angry toddlers. now they’re planning this weird office gathering and I can literally feel the hostility—it’s like I'm Jason with a machete and everyone's acting like they’re the real victims. like, do I wear a mask or hide in a corner during the meeting? stay tuned for what happens next... #Friday13th #BoundarySettingStruggles
everyone at the reunion was gushing about their promotions like it was the newest smartphone release. i stood there, still at the same job since two thousand nineteen, nodding along while wondering if my entire existence is just background noise. yaar, matlab koi samajhta nahi na, but honestly, those "what's next for you?" questions feel like a personal attack. i'm just out here counting coffee br...