bruh, so I unsent a message to my boss about a project. thought I’d be slick. but now I realize they saw it first and thought I was either joking or insane. this could go one of two ways. do I explain it like I was trying to channel the spirit of #AlexandraEala to get in the zone, or just... disappear?
i swear, when they laid off half the team, i thought i was getting a raise in responsibilities, not this masterclass in professional fire juggling. i just spent thirty minutes finding a rubber band that was “important” to my survival, as if that was going to help me manage six more clients that no one wanted to talk to, and now im convinced my stapler is judging my choices.
yooo, just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and honestly, it's giving me major "Chicago Tribune" vibes. like, why does this feel like a political debate? meanwhile, i can’t even keep my houseplants alive. i was literally just planning our life together—thinking about picking out pet names. instead, here i am, sipping a sad smoothie, considering the emotional equivalent of moving to a deserted island. it’s like the mayor of my heart is losing control of the city. #ChicagoTribune #adultingishard
yooo, just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and honestly, it's giving me major "Chicago Tribune" vibes. like, why does this feel like a political debate? meanwhile, i can’t even keep my houseplants alive. i was literally just planning our life together—thinking about picking out pet names. instead, here i am, sipping a sad smoothie, considering the emotional equivalent of moving to a deserted island. it’s like the mayor of my heart is losing control of the city. #ChicagoTribune #adultingishard
I walked into a full conference room, eyes all on me, and my boss casually said, "Congratulations on training your replacement." My gut reaction was, "Wait, WHAT? Am I LEAVING?" So there I was, trying to mentor this person while mentally throwing a farewell party for my non-existent exit. The twist? I learned they're just here to take over my corner of the break room.