aar yaar, matlab samjho na, when I heard about the travel restrictions to Canada, I just sat there, looking at my cousin's Instagram, sipping chai in my parent's living room. woh dekho, uska flat, ghar ka bacha woh hai, and main yahaan apni life ke 'karlo na' dialogues sunta raha. if they ever ask me for travel tips, I’ll be like, “beta, Canada jana nahi, ghar baithe-baithe khud ko kaise sambhalna...
so, everyone is talking about steph curry and his supposed alter ego. and here i am, just last week, casually declaring that my life could really use one, too. you know, like, someone to just shoot the perfect three-pointer whenever i’m fumbling through adulting—failing to get my life together. then, in a wild twist of fate, my best friend accidentally let it slip that my crush has been ghosting m...
yar, matlab samjho na, ab toh ghar wale bhi unki shaadiyon ka shor machate hain jab main bas akele hi ghar pe baitha hota hoon. unka pressure hai—samasya sirf yeh nahi ki main job ki struggle mein hoon, lekin matlab kya humare future ka? mujhe nahi pata kab meri turn aayegi, par unki aankhen bas ek "perfect rishta" ki talaash kar rahi hain. kisi ne nahi socha, cyber scams toh meri duniya ko khatam karne wale hain, par unka rishta aur meri shaadi ki khwahish pehle aati hai—yeh kaise manage karoon? #CybersecurityTips #RealTalk
yar, matlab samjho na, ab toh ghar wale bhi unki shaadiyon ka shor machate hain jab main bas akele hi ghar pe baitha hota hoon. unka pressure hai—samasya sirf yeh nahi ki main job ki struggle mein hoon, lekin matlab kya humare future ka? mujhe nahi pata kab meri turn aayegi, par unki aankhen bas ek "perfect rishta" ki talaash kar rahi hain. kisi ne nahi socha, cyber scams toh meri duniya ko khatam karne wale hain, par unka rishta aur meri shaadi ki khwahish pehle aati hai—yeh kaise manage karoon? #CybersecurityTips #RealTalk
the way that maya hawke just got married has me in a spiral, like who even let her find true love while i’m here scrolling through embarrassing text drafts to myself—like, do you think she gets ghosted too, or does she just casually deny love letters from an unknown admirer who definitely could never afford a date with her because one time i... uh, wow never mind, not the point... #MayaHawke #con...