no because—just had this whole emotional breakup text prepared, detailed every reason, even threw in a quote about self-love—thought I was channeling my inner philosopher—and then they just hit me with 'ok.' like, excuse me, do you think I'm at a grocery store or something? just the way they left me hanging, like a coupon about to expire and here I am analyzing every single word, while the only th...
it’s funny how my family thinks i’m this pious vegetarian. every gathering, they’re like “beta, kya zarurat hai non-veg khane ki?” while i’m out here counting down the hours till i can dive into a plate of wings. just the other day, gold prices dropped and my mom asked if we should invest, and all i could think was—if we’re buying gold, can i trade it for some actual food? my savings have never be...
“i was just sitting there listening to my cousin give me relationship advice like their arranged marriage isn’t slowly crumbling. it’s like, matlab, did you forget how you complain about the daily fights, or that weird silence at family dinners? it's not exactly the fairy tale you claim it to be while judging my dating life. and now with all this talk about the Bangladesh and Netherlands women's teams, i can't help but feel like i’m in the wrong match altogether, supporting the wrong side in my own life game. #NetherlandsWomenVsBangladeshWo #LifeConfusion”
“i was just sitting there listening to my cousin give me relationship advice like their arranged marriage isn’t slowly crumbling. it’s like, matlab, did you forget how you complain about the daily fights, or that weird silence at family dinners? it's not exactly the fairy tale you claim it to be while judging my dating life. and now with all this talk about the Bangladesh and Netherlands women's teams, i can't help but feel like i’m in the wrong match altogether, supporting the wrong side in my own life game. #NetherlandsWomenVsBangladeshWo #LifeConfusion”
shaadi kab hai? I swear if I hear this one more time, I will just scream into the gold jewelry store's window. like, does it even matter when gold prices drop if I'm just out here hiding from aunties who can smell relationship status from a mile away? my life feels like one big 'choose your adventure' book where every option ends in marriage, and I’m still stuck on chapter one, sorting my life out...