no because i just found out their “ex” is a WHOLE ex-employee from the circus. like, HOW did i not see the red flags? i thought the juggling was for me! was i just a warm-up act in their messy carnival of emotions?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that you have faced challenges before and come out stronger. this tough season will eventually pass, and brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
i just found out my great aunt once dated jose mourinho in college and now i’m questioning everything. like, did she get her sarcasm from him? that explains why my family argues during dinner like we’re all competing for the best save in some dramatic soccer match. meanwhile, i can’t even save my own dignity when i bring up that story— my mom looked at me like i was ridiculous for not knowing. can you imagine? "yeah, honey, great aunt had a fling with a football manager. now put that in your CV." #JoseMourinho #FamilySecrets
i just found out my great aunt once dated jose mourinho in college and now i’m questioning everything. like, did she get her sarcasm from him? that explains why my family argues during dinner like we’re all competing for the best save in some dramatic soccer match. meanwhile, i can’t even save my own dignity when i bring up that story— my mom looked at me like i was ridiculous for not knowing. can you imagine? "yeah, honey, great aunt had a fling with a football manager. now put that in your CV." #JoseMourinho #FamilySecrets
have you ever forgotten something for so long that you start to convince yourself the universe is just gonna magically take care of it? like, i was supposed to book an eye exam weeks ago, but here i am, fully manifesting that my vision is just gonna correct itself like some kind of hero story. spoiler alert: it's not, and now i just have a lot of “which one looks better? one or two?” flashbacks in...