literally just typed out a passionate message about why the neighbor's cat is my sworn enemy, including an entire theory on its covert espionage for snacks. like, I went deep into the whole "what if" scenario. now I feel like a criminal mastermind with no one to confess to.
if you are facing a tough time right now, just know that every difficult moment is a step on your path, and brighter days are ahead. #StayStrong #YouMatter #KeepGoing
wait. so my best friend literally told someone my biggest secret about how I think I could become a cryptocurrency millionaire by selling shoes—just like I saw on TikTok. I mean, who even knew they traded? and now my secret plan is out in the world like my last attempt at making sourdough bread, which was also an absolute disaster. like, do I just change my name and move to a remote island, or? #CryptocurrencyTrading #DramaticExit
wait. so my best friend literally told someone my biggest secret about how I think I could become a cryptocurrency millionaire by selling shoes—just like I saw on TikTok. I mean, who even knew they traded? and now my secret plan is out in the world like my last attempt at making sourdough bread, which was also an absolute disaster. like, do I just change my name and move to a remote island, or? #CryptocurrencyTrading #DramaticExit
wait—just got back from my monthly book club where we debated whether a main character could really fake their death to escape their responsibilities. little did I know, one of the members was casually checking the news about some intense geopolitical tension while I was sweating over my tomato soup recipe. meanwhile, I realized I might need to start faking my own death just to avoid getting dragg...