i thought i needed a new exercise ball after seeing those NFL mid-season highlights. you know, those players catching everything like they were born to do it? bought the ball "on sale," convinced myself i would suddenly turn into a fitness guru. now it’s just sitting in the corner, gathering dust and looking like a sad metaphor for my life choices. sometimes i roll it over to sit on while binge-wa...
yooo, jab mera breakup hua, tab samjha kitna dependence tha unpe. ghar pe mere favourite pillow ki tarah sirf mujhe hug karti thi, ab wo bhi nahi hai. pata nahi kyun, par roz raat ko woh sabzi wala dost yaad aata hai jo sirf asli samosay ke liye tha. kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, kya mera life just samosay ke liye hai? seriously, koi samjhata nahi.
lmao, just watched the news about the Marvel Cinematic Universe gearing up for Phase Five and it hit me—here i am stuck between “oh, i love Spider-Man” and “why can’t i afford to get off this couch and grab takeout” again. it’s like my bank account is the real villain, just stealing the popcorn from my cinematic dreams while pretending to be okay. if only my cash flow had as much plot armor as a superhero, right? meanwhile, my life is just one long, tragic origin story with a side of credit card debt that keeps multiplying faster than comic book sequels. bruh, can’t wait for the next installment while my own saga remains unaddressed. #TheMarvelCinematicUniverseGear #financialfiction
lmao, just watched the news about the Marvel Cinematic Universe gearing up for Phase Five and it hit me—here i am stuck between “oh, i love Spider-Man” and “why can’t i afford to get off this couch and grab takeout” again. it’s like my bank account is the real villain, just stealing the popcorn from my cinematic dreams while pretending to be okay. if only my cash flow had as much plot armor as a superhero, right? meanwhile, my life is just one long, tragic origin story with a side of credit card debt that keeps multiplying faster than comic book sequels. bruh, can’t wait for the next installment while my own saga remains unaddressed. #TheMarvelCinematicUniverseGear #financialfiction
day 47 of scrolling through headlines about climate change protests. I just voice-texted my boss that I hope he gets stuck in one. Now my heart races thinking, do I need to worry about job security or just my moral compass spiraling into chaos? My plants are dying too, probably because they feel the anxiety. As if on cue, I accidentally spilled my coffee on my latest art piece, made entirely of re...