I was just minding my own business when I heard about Kashvee Gautam saying she doesn't have to prove herself anymore, and here I am, proving to myself that I can still afford cereal without the milk because I checked my bank account after the weekend and it's more terrifying than a cliffhanger in a horror movie. I literally thought about asking my cat if we could start a podcast about budgeting w...
so, I just found out that I’m supposed to mentor someone—like I even know what I’m doing—and meanwhile I’m here Googling if MLK Day is a federal holiday like my whole life depends on it. also, I might have misspelled a motivational quote during our first meeting. just realized I might actually be the blind leading the blind. #IsMlkDayAFederalHoliday #howdidwegethere
today i saw that marc guehi is transferring teams and suddenly felt like a professional athlete myself—since the only thing i have ever successfully transferred is my anxiety from one day to the next. that awkward moment when someone you shared LEGOS with as a kid suddenly acts like they never played together, and all you can think is—am i still in the game? just me here, scrolling and contemplating my life choices, realizing my only transfer window is getting through the day without embarrassing myself in public. #MarcGuehi #relatable
today i saw that marc guehi is transferring teams and suddenly felt like a professional athlete myself—since the only thing i have ever successfully transferred is my anxiety from one day to the next. that awkward moment when someone you shared LEGOS with as a kid suddenly acts like they never played together, and all you can think is—am i still in the game? just me here, scrolling and contemplating my life choices, realizing my only transfer window is getting through the day without embarrassing myself in public. #MarcGuehi #relatable
the real reason i know adulthood is just a trap is because i tried to get into birdwatching, and now i literally stare out the window for hours, feeling more lost than a pigeon in a storm. i thought it would be peaceful, but instead, i’m questioning every life choice that led me to a hobby that involves me standing still in my living room with binoculars, debating the merits of sparrows versus car...