ever had your manager ask you to train your replacement without telling you you're LEAVING? so there I am, trying to explain complex tasks while internally screaming, wondering if I’m hallucinating. mid-explanation, I start sweating like I'm on the witness stand, and then it hits me—what if this is my LAST stand? should I tell the new person about the secret candy stash in the desk or just let the...
last night, i found myself deep into a spiral of existential dread after double texting, then triple texting a friend. then, i honestly considered faking my own death because clearly, i was meant to be alone forever. like, is there a group for overthinkers who send texts into the abyss? all of this while eating an entire bag of expired chips that tasted like disappointment and regret. guess i'll b...
it's not that I care about validation—it's just, I literally hearted my own message by accident in a group chat about gourmet pickles. now everyone thinks I am a narcissistic pickle enthusiast. my life has turned into a tragic sitcom where I can’t even like my own snack opinions without social repercussions. can’t wait for my bio to say “heart collector” at the next family reunion.
it's not that I care about validation—it's just, I literally hearted my own message by accident in a group chat about gourmet pickles. now everyone thinks I am a narcissistic pickle enthusiast. my life has turned into a tragic sitcom where I can’t even like my own snack opinions without social repercussions. can’t wait for my bio to say “heart collector” at the next family reunion.
last night, my manager casually asked me to train my replacement, which is absolutely HILARIOUS considering nobody bothered to tell me that I am leaving the company. should I go ahead and just play it cool or make an entire presentation, color-coded like my life just flipped upside down—now I can’t decide if I should go over the details of a job I won’t even have. oh my god, is this even real, or ...