yooo, just heard about this snowstorm coming and i’m over here like, "great, just what i needed." found out my ex is dating my friend while i was trying to plan a snow day to binge-watch my feelings. so now i’m sitting here with a hot cocoa and wondering if the world is a cruel prank or if my therapist is charging me extra for this. #SnowStormWeatherForecast #loveisdead
if you are feeling overwhelmed by life right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. you are not alone in your struggles, and every challenge you face is a step toward something greater. take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong #InnerStrength
why is it that the second my neighbor’s flamingo lawn ornament starts to look too realistic, my job gets posted on linkedin? literally how did my professional life end up intertwined with garden decor? honestly, i am still mad about that flamingo!
why is it that the second my neighbor’s flamingo lawn ornament starts to look too realistic, my job gets posted on linkedin? literally how did my professional life end up intertwined with garden decor? honestly, i am still mad about that flamingo!
it’s not that i’m jealous of my sibling being the favorite. it’s just that every time they get praise, my parents bring up the time i accidentally ordered a pumpkin spice latte in July. they still think it’s hilarious. meanwhile, they know i’m practicing my wrestling moves against my pillow just in case my life ever needs dramatic combat scenes. honestly, can you imagine the horror of being ignore...