no because my parents showed up unannounced while I was literally watching trailers for Greenland 2—immediately my living room turned into a hoarding zone with empty snack bags, and I couldn’t even lie because they found my emergency “what am I even doing with my life” playlist blaring in the background. like, they just stood there, judging my very existence, and I’m pretty sure my mom took a phot...
just accidentally voice texted my neighbor that their cat has more personality than they do. should i apologize, or is this the best way to break the ice? i mean, do they even realize how much their cat judges their life choices?
not gonna lie, my family just discovered my social media account where I post way too many selfies of my new painting hobby. i guess they weren’t ready to see my life through the lens of an overzealous art enthusiast who calls themselves a “modern Picasso” on Tuesdays. but honestly, how do I explain that I still paint while crying and listening to sad 2000s emo songs? like, do I really need to justify the thirty-four pictures of the same half-finished abstract mess? #creativeconfessions #artisticdrama
not gonna lie, my family just discovered my social media account where I post way too many selfies of my new painting hobby. i guess they weren’t ready to see my life through the lens of an overzealous art enthusiast who calls themselves a “modern Picasso” on Tuesdays. but honestly, how do I explain that I still paint while crying and listening to sad 2000s emo songs? like, do I really need to justify the thirty-four pictures of the same half-finished abstract mess? #creativeconfessions #artisticdrama
my entire family discovered my social media and now I have to explain my fascination with the Seattle Seahawks GM drama—like, sure I spent 8 hours overanalyzing their candidate history while neglecting my own laundry. now my mom thinks I’m into football and my dad wants to know if they’re good candidates for MY job—spoiler: I'm not looking for a GM, just a way out of this awkward dinner conversati...