honestly, i just saw that the bills promoted joe brady to head coach. it feels like my favorite coffee table telling me it’s now a fancy end table instead of just... a piece of furniture. you said you weren't ready for a relationship—then got engaged six months later—are we talking about my living situation or your commitment issues? now, if joe can pull off miracles with that team, maybe i can fi...
like, I literally defended this person to everyone, right? I mean, I even considered drafting an apology for them when I found out they were talking about me behind my back. the real kicker? I discovered their favorite dessert is the one I made that got ruined during their pity party, and I’m like... wow. #sweetrevenge #betrayal
i stopped sharing my little victories because every time i did, someone reminded me of how privileged my joy is — like i’m a soap opera villain who throws lavish parties while my neighbors mourn. but you know what? i found myself having an internal celebration for a work promotion that i almost spilled to the wrong friend, thinking they'd be excited for me until i remembered — they're the ones who once said, "how can you enjoy success when there are people struggling out there?" i just want to tell them to leave my joy alone. now i'm stuck binge-watching this ‘daredevil born again’ season, feeling like Matt Murdock battling emotional ninjas while avoiding my own friends' judgment. spoiler alert — happiness is hard to watch when you're terrified it’ll vanish. #DaredevilBornAgain #EmotionalN...
i stopped sharing my little victories because every time i did, someone reminded me of how privileged my joy is — like i’m a soap opera villain who throws lavish parties while my neighbors mourn. but you know what? i found myself having an internal celebration for a work promotion that i almost spilled to the wrong friend, thinking they'd be excited for me until i remembered — they're the ones who once said, "how can you enjoy success when there are people struggling out there?" i just want to tell them to leave my joy alone. now i'm stuck binge-watching this ‘daredevil born again’ season, feeling like Matt Murdock battling emotional ninjas while avoiding my own friends' judgment. spoiler alert — happiness is hard to watch when you're terrified it’ll vanish. #DaredevilBornAgain #EmotionalN...
it’s day 12 of eating cereal for every meal because I decided to be an “adult” and save my last grocery trip. my boss just said, “we’re like family here,” right before announcing NO raises this year. oh cool, so I’m getting the same love my parents gave me during family game night when I lost... except, no board games and also my tears are permanent. can’t wait to call my therapist and say, “just ...