if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this season may be tough, but it is not your forever. take a moment to breathe and remember that you have the strength to move through this. #YouMatter #InnerStrength
i literally just had an entire argument in my head with a barista about how they pronounced "caramel." like, do they really think they're better than me because they went to fancy coffee school or something? honestly, i was mad at them for at least twenty minutes, but they don't even know i exist. am i the drama? or just the wronged customer in my mind? #deepthoughts #overthinking
honestly, keeping this secret has been like carrying around an emotional lead weight that makes my entire existence feel like a poorly written sitcom. for years, I’ve pretended to laugh at everyone’s terrible puns about broccoli being a superfood, but the truth is, I single-handedly poisoned a broccoli crop in my high school gardening club because I wanted to grow rare cacti instead. so, now I just chill and watch people rave about “green health” while I silently hold the guilt of being the reason a whole generation thinks they can eat their veggies and not die.
honestly, keeping this secret has been like carrying around an emotional lead weight that makes my entire existence feel like a poorly written sitcom. for years, I’ve pretended to laugh at everyone’s terrible puns about broccoli being a superfood, but the truth is, I single-handedly poisoned a broccoli crop in my high school gardening club because I wanted to grow rare cacti instead. so, now I just chill and watch people rave about “green health” while I silently hold the guilt of being the reason a whole generation thinks they can eat their veggies and not die.
honestly, i saw my coworker take credit for my project the other day—like literally take my presentation slide, recite my words, and act like they birthed the whole idea. i thought about calling them out, but then remembered i haven’t been getting my free coffee for a week now. so instead, i just sat there, plotting a revenge that involves mysteriously misplaced conference notes at the next big me...