it’s not that i’m embarrassed. it’s just that i just texted my crush about how excited i am for ‘बॉर्डर 2’ and immediately followed it with a deep existential crisis about what it means for my own dreams. now he knows too much. like, do i just stop texting? or do i keep explaining my complicated feelings about films that have nothing to do with my daily struggle to even get out of bed? #2 #whoamI
it's not that i actually care about these ridiculous viral video scams, it's just that i accidentally sent the link to my boss instead of my friend. like, literally the last person i wanted to explain the entire trend to. now he's walking around the office trying to turn it into a 'learning moment' about internet safety. i should probably update my resume, right? #TrendingViralVideo #AwkwardSituat...
not gonna lie, I spent the entire afternoon practicing how I would react to getting good news about Snapdragon Stadium. imagined myself leaping up, screaming like I just won the lottery. then I remembered I’m in a job that barely lets me afford the gas to drive past it. as I played out this epic moment, my phone buzzed with a reminder that my next rent payment is due. dramatic, right? hashtag, dreams do not pay bills. #SnapdragonStadium
not gonna lie, I spent the entire afternoon practicing how I would react to getting good news about Snapdragon Stadium. imagined myself leaping up, screaming like I just won the lottery. then I remembered I’m in a job that barely lets me afford the gas to drive past it. as I played out this epic moment, my phone buzzed with a reminder that my next rent payment is due. dramatic, right? hashtag, dreams do not pay bills. #SnapdragonStadium
just found out someone screenshotted my private story and sent it to my crush. now they know my life goals include marrying Ace Bailey, the Jazz player who doesn’t even know I exist. sent my crush a meme to play it cool but ended up confessing my heart while crying over my cereal. i might just start a new life in another state, far away from this embarrassment. #AceBailey #newbeginnings