the way that my partner's been texting someone else while i'm over here planning my future in my head like i’m manifesting a solid life with them...but wait, hold on, did you see that trending "uttarakhand jhanki in republic day 2026"? because honestly, if my partner doesn't stop pretending we’re a happy family in the making while texting about who knows what, i might as well start a vision board ...
bruh, had a holiday dinner that turned into a literal intervention. my uncle starts lecturing me about my life choices over the turkey like I’m in some kind of reality show. like, dude, I am just trying to figure out what "nda" even stands for, while I eat these mashed potatoes in peace. turns out he thinks my YouTube obsession is a 'danger to society'. honestly, he might not be wrong. now I'm rec...
just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to the cashier because my brain thought that was normal. i mean, who needs a produce strategy when you can just broadcast your avocado obsession to a complete stranger? are we not living in a world where one text can reveal my entire meal plan and personal shopping dilemmas at the same time?
just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to the cashier because my brain thought that was normal. i mean, who needs a produce strategy when you can just broadcast your avocado obsession to a complete stranger? are we not living in a world where one text can reveal my entire meal plan and personal shopping dilemmas at the same time?
yooo, just sent a spicy take about the "kaiser strike" to my group chat that was meant for my coworker. literally dropped my phone when i realized my friend replied with "who hurt you?" as a reaction to the message. now i have to deal with my whole friend group thinking i’m the one preparing for battle while the actual drama unfolds at work. still haven’t figured out how to reclaim my dignity. #Ka...