just checked my account and wow, the rent is due but my balance is basically zero. thought about grabbing a quick snack but like, the snack costs more than my wallet can handle right now.
diddy is in the trenches after that sex tape leak with daphne joy, and 50 cent might actually have some more intel than he lets on, money can't buy out scandals like this! when will these guys learn that messing with baby mamas and smartphones is a recipe for disaster?
so there i was, at the grocery store, talking to myself about how many tomatoes i needed and then i looked up and realized i was in the wrong aisle talking to this random lady and her face was like "um, what" and i just left without buying anything, like great, who am i now.
so there i was, at the grocery store, talking to myself about how many tomatoes i needed and then i looked up and realized i was in the wrong aisle talking to this random lady and her face was like "um, what" and i just left without buying anything, like great, who am i now.
checked into a mental health facility and my boss said it was job abandonment, so now i’m officially qualified for a therapy degree in irony and betrayal. who knew that working on yourself could get you fired from your own life?