my friend just spilled my deep dark secret to a group of strangers in the middle of a crowded park. it was about how i still sleep with a stuffed animal from childhood. nobody said anything, just kept munching on their artisanal hot dogs, like, okay, guess the real crime is my life choices. i should probably find a therapist… but, like, where do i even start. #BreakingNews #CrisisMode
do you ever just stare at your unfinished diorama of a post-apocalyptic beach scene and wonder how life would have been if you pursued architecture instead of choosing to be sensible and do something boring? i built a mini surf shop with tiny glass bottles, all painstakingly crafted... for nobody. now i catch myself walking past it every day like it's a shrine to my unrealized dreams. all i want i...
lmao, so my parents are getting divorced and somehow i'm, like, the one mediating all their drama now. yesterday my dad tried to give me advice about “relationship communication” while he was literally texting his new girlfriend during our conversation. i swear, i could write a whole memoir on what NOT to do from my life experience— i can't even manage a first date, and here i am managing a divorce. just when i think it couldn't get weirder, my mom starts quoting that news about antony raju like she thinks it's gonna somehow give us closure. like, bruh, this is way too many plot twists for one family meeting. #AntonyRaju #helpmeplease
lmao, so my parents are getting divorced and somehow i'm, like, the one mediating all their drama now. yesterday my dad tried to give me advice about “relationship communication” while he was literally texting his new girlfriend during our conversation. i swear, i could write a whole memoir on what NOT to do from my life experience— i can't even manage a first date, and here i am managing a divorce. just when i think it couldn't get weirder, my mom starts quoting that news about antony raju like she thinks it's gonna somehow give us closure. like, bruh, this is way too many plot twists for one family meeting. #AntonyRaju #helpmeplease
...so I told them I couldn’t hang out because my cactus needed emotional support... not lying, it’s been looking a little droopy lately. Honestly, who can even go out and *spend* money when your plant's got ISSUES?