not gonna lie, i just watched a three-hour documentary about a species of flightless birds and now my entire weekend is ruined. like, how did i end up here? one minute i was looking for something on true crime, and the next i'm all-in on a conservationist movement, emotionally attached to birds with bad survival skills. honestly, if this is how adulthood looks, someone should've warned me that obs...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that even the heaviest burdens can lighten with time and patience. #SelfCare #KeepGoing #YouAreNotAlone
just realized, the other day while standing in line at the fruit stand, someone said 'i love you'—and in my sheer panic, i just smiled and replied 'thank you'—while holding a bag of avocados. in my defense, the avocados were organic, and a solid investment for my health goals. so, you know, i figured the universe was working with me on my love life and my smoothie recipes. turns out, i’m just the avocado enthusiast who can’t handle emotional currency.
just realized, the other day while standing in line at the fruit stand, someone said 'i love you'—and in my sheer panic, i just smiled and replied 'thank you'—while holding a bag of avocados. in my defense, the avocados were organic, and a solid investment for my health goals. so, you know, i figured the universe was working with me on my love life and my smoothie recipes. turns out, i’m just the avocado enthusiast who can’t handle emotional currency.
it's three a.m. and i'm sitting here contemplating why my boss thought saying "we're like family" right before telling us there would be no raises was a good idea. i mean, if we're family, then i definitely want to distance myself because i’d rather have my in-laws at thanksgiving than endure another year of this. also, why do i suddenly feel like the awkward cousin who just lurks in the backgroun...