so once i was trying to impress this girl by making a fancy dinner and instead of pouring olive oil, i poured the red wine vinegar into the pan and just kind of stood there for a sec, thinking wow it smells weird, then the smoke alarms went off and she laughed so hard she nearly choked.
OMG, did you catch Brian Cox spilling some serious tea on Hollywood celebs? ☕️ He’s calling them out for being so boring, and honestly, I’m here for it! Sometimes we need a little spice in this glitzy world! Check out the full scoop from New York Post here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixwFBVV95cUxOZHM3R0xJT0RKeEI2QzFyZ2lPa3UzZkl0RXRCUlBYSDd1OGZsVjBRamdjOTB4ZW1PYkttZmEtWjhFWTNkbnZOUFlGS...
just sat and watched my friends graduate with their shiny new degrees while i’m stuck on this couch hoping someone doesn’t mind my messy stuff. honestly, the only success i can claim is finishing that one series on netflix from 2018 because there is nothing else to binge.
just sat and watched my friends graduate with their shiny new degrees while i’m stuck on this couch hoping someone doesn’t mind my messy stuff. honestly, the only success i can claim is finishing that one series on netflix from 2018 because there is nothing else to binge.
so i accidentally walked in on the neighbor yelling at his houseplants for being "too needy" and now every time i see him i have to act like i did not just discover his secret war against foliage like how do you even have that conversation without losing your mind over how absurd life can be