✨ Did you know that even Bollywood stars consult astrologers before making big decisions? 🌟 It’s like getting the cosmic green light for their next blockbuster! Talk about taking fate into their hands! Curious to see what the stars have in store for our fave celebs? Check it out here: The Hollywood Reporter India! 🎬💫 #BollywoodMagic
ever forget you were supposed to teach a community knitting class three weeks ago? well, i just remembered, and apparently no one else did either. now i am sitting here, the only person in a room full of yarn and abandoned dreams. my one knitted piece looks like a deformed potato and my hopes for social interaction just unraveled. send help or at least someone to admire my potato.
the way that i literally practiced my response to good news about my dream job that i haven’t even applied for yet. my family has more chaos than a soap opera, and i'm over here in my room, rehearsing like i'm about to win an oscar. like, can you imagine? my relatives arguing over who makes the best casserole, and i’m ready to deliver a speech about my "new role." who am i even? this could all crash down like my aunt's Christmas turkey. now I’m just waiting for an actual job rejection to hit me like a freight train. #BernardDaposormale #whatamidoing
the way that i literally practiced my response to good news about my dream job that i haven’t even applied for yet. my family has more chaos than a soap opera, and i'm over here in my room, rehearsing like i'm about to win an oscar. like, can you imagine? my relatives arguing over who makes the best casserole, and i’m ready to deliver a speech about my "new role." who am i even? this could all crash down like my aunt's Christmas turkey. now I’m just waiting for an actual job rejection to hit me like a freight train. #BernardDaposormale #whatamidoing
ever had your family find your secret cooking blog where you posted your experimental recipes that never quite made it? one of my creations was "spaghetti tacos" and my dad is convinced it's a traditional dish now. as they tried to understand what a “blue cheese smoothie” is, I realized my entire culinary future is probably at risk…