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it’s 2pm on a Saturday and my family is in a heated debate about whether Prince Harry deserves respect. meanwhile, i texted my cousin i can’t go out because i “have a commitment” when really i’m just on my couch, out of money, and too proud to admit it. honestly, my greatest achievement this week was making instant noodles for dinner and practicing my royal wave in the mirror. everyone thinks i’m ...

Story Name: "My New Love Revealed a Twin I Never Knew Existed" Part 5 of 7 “Who is she?” I manage to choke out, my voice barely a whisper. Ethan's expression morphs from shock to something darker. His jaw clenches, and I see a flicker of panic in his eyes. “That’s... That's just a coincidence.” A coincidence? My blood runs cold. “A coincidence? Ethan, she looks exactly like you!” He steps cl...

the way that i just found out i’ve been paying for an auto accident lawyer’s newsletter for two years and didn’t even know. it was tucked between the beauty subscription that i thought was sending me lip gloss and the meditation app i never opened. now i’m not even sure if i was in an accident or if they just created a file for me after my third missed payment. either way, my life is a wreck. send help. #AutoAccidentLawyer #adultingfail

the way that i just found out i’ve been paying for an auto accident lawyer’s newsletter for two years and didn’t even know. it was tucked between the beauty subscription that i thought was sending me lip gloss and the meditation app i never opened. now i’m not even sure if i was in an accident or if they just created a file for me after my third missed payment. either way, my life is a wreck. send help. #AutoAccidentLawyer #adultingfail

so like, i literally checked his social media again even though i said i wouldn’t, and it hit me harder than when ethan quinn gets that perfect match point. now i’m sitting here, trying to look busy at work while my heart's in a spiral, and the weird part is, i'm wearing the same shirt i wore on our first date. i thought it was cute, now it just feels like a bad sitcom. and the last time we spoke?...