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Questions: When did we collectively decide that having a "personal brand" is more important…

Why do I feel like I need an entire reset button for my life every time I finish a season of a show? Like, I just binge-watched this epic drama and suddenly my existence feels like a poorly written sitcom. And don't even get me started on the endings—how can a character go through all this growth just to make the dumbest choices possible? It's like they’re teaching us how NOT to adult. Can someone...

You ever notice how every time you binge-watch a new series, it feels like you just committed to a long-term relationship? Like, I’m not even kidding, I need a therapy session after finishing a show because I’m literally in mourning. And don’t get me started on the cliffhangers! Why do creators want to play with my emotions like that? Honestly, I’d rather go through a breakup than wait for the nex...

When did we collectively decide that having a "personal brand" is more important than actually being a decent person? Seriously, I spent an hour curating the perfect Instagram post and still ended up feeling like an imposter with zero followers. Do we really care more about likes than genuine connections? I can't be the only one who thinks this is all just one elaborate group project where everyone pretends to be busy but secretly just wants to watch Netflix in sweatpants. Am I right or am I right?

When did we collectively decide that having a "personal brand" is more important than actually being a decent person? Seriously, I spent an hour curating the perfect Instagram post and still ended up feeling like an imposter with zero followers. Do we really care more about likes than genuine connections? I can't be the only one who thinks this is all just one elaborate group project where everyone pretends to be busy but secretly just wants to watch Netflix in sweatpants. Am I right or am I right?

Why is it that every time I step into a public restroom, it’s like I’m entering the Hunger Games? It’s either a fight for the clean stall or an epic battle against the smell of something that should’ve never been invented. And then there’s always that one person who believes it's a concert venue, turning handwashing into a full-on vocal performance. Like, I’m just trying to exist here without a no...