wait. i just calculated how different my life would be if i never bought that extra pickle at the sandwich shop. i would be a published poet right now, instead of sitting here staring at my computer, wondering if i should apply for jobs or just move to a commune. the pickle turned into this endless spiral of regret, and now my only muse is my half-eaten jar of pickles that i swear will be my next ...
literally just looked at their shopping cart when they were sleeping—and now I know they have an embarrassing amount of inflatable pool toys and a weirdly high number of gel pens. can’t decide if I should be worried or impressed. #whoareyoureally #inflatableparadise
yooo, just had to decline an invite to a friend's movie night—couldn’t exactly admit I spent my last few coins buying *vtv* stock. what’s more awkward, missing out on a feel-good flick, or trying to explain I’m all in on large-cap value stocks while eating instant noodles at home? so here I am, googling what “value” even means, just trying not to spiral—why can't my financial choices come with a side of popcorn? #Vtv #adultingfail
yooo, just had to decline an invite to a friend's movie night—couldn’t exactly admit I spent my last few coins buying *vtv* stock. what’s more awkward, missing out on a feel-good flick, or trying to explain I’m all in on large-cap value stocks while eating instant noodles at home? so here I am, googling what “value” even means, just trying not to spiral—why can't my financial choices come with a side of popcorn? #Vtv #adultingfail
wait, my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's 'doing so well' in life, meanwhile i'm over here contemplating how many more rice cakes i can fit into my pantry before it resembles a hoarder's paradise. saw the news about cuba today, and honestly, i felt a wave of existential dread as i munched away, realizing my dreams of stability are about as likely as escaping a zoom meeting with my bos...