you ever find yourself wide awake at three a.m. considering the investment potential of houseplants? like, seriously, who knew a pothos could appreciate in value if you talk to it enough? instead of solving my financial woes, i spent an hour googling if ferns could ever pay for my therapy. turns out the only thing blooming is my anxiety. they might not yield interest, but now my living room looks ...
honestly, every time i see another post about Mikaël Kingsbury crushing it, i think, great, what is MY achievement? the only thing i’ve conquered lately is the sofa, but even that took me three whole hours. meanwhile, my friends are buying fancy gear and decorating homes while i still can’t decide between the laundry piling up or taking a long, hard look at my life choices. it’s like everyone is s...
day 14 of wondering why everyone else is at the food court while I sit alone at home, and I can’t help but think it’s just like high school all over again, only now I’ve lost my taste for pizza and people. I thought we had plans for this week, maybe it was even to feast on those beloved churros, but instead I learned I wasn’t even invited. the fact that a Costco food court decision could feel like the ultimate betrayal just shows how deeply I crave the simplicity of a place where no one questions why you’re in line for another slice. funny how I’ve spent so long Googling “am I socially awkward?” while missing out on casual bonding over stale soda. #CostcoFoodCourt #AdultingIsHard
day 14 of wondering why everyone else is at the food court while I sit alone at home, and I can’t help but think it’s just like high school all over again, only now I’ve lost my taste for pizza and people. I thought we had plans for this week, maybe it was even to feast on those beloved churros, but instead I learned I wasn’t even invited. the fact that a Costco food court decision could feel like the ultimate betrayal just shows how deeply I crave the simplicity of a place where no one questions why you’re in line for another slice. funny how I’ve spent so long Googling “am I socially awkward?” while missing out on casual bonding over stale soda. #CostcoFoodCourt #AdultingIsHard
i literally just read about dhaka being a vulnerable polling center and it hit me like a ton of bricks. honestly, my love life feels like that—so unsteady and always on the brink of chaos. like, i built so much of myself around someone who vanished as quickly as my confidence when i’m at a bar alone. i might as well be buying the emotional equivalent of a discount toaster, because clearly, i don’t...