just found out my friends have a separate chat without me — and here i am, crafting elaborate scenarios about what we could talk about. they think it's just fun and games, but honestly, i might as well be pharrell's partner watching my royalties vanish in the abyss of betrayal. i have been slowly dissecting our group dynamics, convinced i could unearth my new existential crisis as i analyze every ...
Story Name: "My One-Night Stand Just Became My New CEO" Part 5 of 7 He leans closer, his breath warm against my cheek. “And I think you’re going to help me.” I swallow hard. Help him? I can't even help myself right now. My mind races back to the wild night we shared—the laughter, the way he kissed me like I was the only thing that mattered. But now? Now there’s a boardroom full of eyes watchin...
so like, I literally cannot stop thinking about the guy at the sandwich shop who put way too much mustard on my turkey sub. I mean, like, how is it possible that I think about him more than I think about my own life decisions? it's been weeks, and I'm over here considering what type of funeral outfit I'd wear if I died from mustard-induced regret. does he even remember me, or is he out there making gourmet sandwiches for a whole other set of ungrateful customers?
so like, I literally cannot stop thinking about the guy at the sandwich shop who put way too much mustard on my turkey sub. I mean, like, how is it possible that I think about him more than I think about my own life decisions? it's been weeks, and I'm over here considering what type of funeral outfit I'd wear if I died from mustard-induced regret. does he even remember me, or is he out there making gourmet sandwiches for a whole other set of ungrateful customers?
it's not that i'm nosy, it's just... i really needed to find a charger, but instead, i found their search history filled with "israel looking for opportunity to attack." like, do i need to take notes? now i can't unsee it or shake the feeling that my biggest issue is still my credit card debt. do they even think about things like the rising cost of avocado toast while planning world domination? #I...