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Questions: i once bullied a kid in high school for wearing Crocs, and now i feel like maybe…

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ever just sit in class and feel your brain leaking out of your ears? that was me the day i cheated on that test that literally changed my life. not gonna lie, while everyone was sweating over al-qadisiyah vs al-hilal, i was there with my cheeky little cheat sheet, convinced my future depended on it. like, if i passed this, i would magically be a superstar—but if i didn’t, it would ruin me. you kno...

i once bullied a kid in high school for wearing Crocs, and now i feel like maybe they were just WAY ahead of their time — i picture them in a garden, in a chic designer outfit, hosting some influencer brunch with a perfect avocado toast. sometimes i think about apologizing, but what would i even say? “hey, sorry for your trauma, can we be friends now that you probably own more stylish shoes than i do?” — yeah, no thanks, lets not reopen that chapter, i bet they’ve BLOCKED me in every possible universe. #redflags #lookingback

i once bullied a kid in high school for wearing Crocs, and now i feel like maybe they were just WAY ahead of their time — i picture them in a garden, in a chic designer outfit, hosting some influencer brunch with a perfect avocado toast. sometimes i think about apologizing, but what would i even say? “hey, sorry for your trauma, can we be friends now that you probably own more stylish shoes than i do?” — yeah, no thanks, lets not reopen that chapter, i bet they’ve BLOCKED me in every possible universe. #redflags #lookingback

not gonna lie, I just liked a post about the history of banana peels while deep stalking an account I’ve never interacted with. honestly, the moment I hit that thumbs up, I could feel my heart racing like I was suddenly complicit in some underworld banana cult. now I'm sitting here contemplating how to casually unfollow them without making it look like I’m an obsessed fruit detective or something.