just heard my boss say "we're like family here," right before announcing NO RAISES THIS YEAR. it hit me harder than when i realized my cousin's dog has better dental insurance than i do. while they discuss college basketball injuries, i am contemplating the injury of my own bank account before making rent. imagine watching Alabama and Oklahoma battle it out, while my only fight is against my empty...
if you feel overwhelmed right now, just remember that every difficult moment is a step toward becoming who you are meant to be. #SelfCare #YouMatter #Encouragement
day 29 of telling myself I would take the fmge exam seriously. just got my admit card and I turned it down to stay home and watch reality television instead. a full day spent trying to convince myself that watching a thirty-year-old argue over a smoothie flavor is educational. now my parents think I’m going to be a doctor, while I can’t even manage to send a text without spiraling into a full breakdown. #FmgeExam #adultingfail
day 29 of telling myself I would take the fmge exam seriously. just got my admit card and I turned it down to stay home and watch reality television instead. a full day spent trying to convince myself that watching a thirty-year-old argue over a smoothie flavor is educational. now my parents think I’m going to be a doctor, while I can’t even manage to send a text without spiraling into a full breakdown. #FmgeExam #adultingfail
just realized i turned down a job opportunity at an event called 'Monster Jam.' my neighbor got it and now they’re posting videos of themselves on the giant monster truck they drive, meanwhile i can barely parallel park my sedan without having an emotional breakdown. now my dream is watching them at the arena while crying into a half-eaten slice of cold pizza. #MonsterJam #NoRegrets