matthew uwa is only nine years old and missing — what’s taking dallas police so long to find him? are they waiting for a photo op?
so i spent a whole week perfecting a soufflé for my friends dinner party and it literally collapsed in the oven. they all sat there staring at the pancake on their plates and i just had to laugh because i seriously can’t tell if the dessert was worse or the realization that i will never live this down is.
so i finally got around to cleaning out the junk drawer today and found the old popcorn machine i haven't used in ages but still can’t believe how many takeout menus i saved like what was i even thinking, now it feels like a museum of poor choices or something, i should really get it together and—