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I literally have to mentor someone after seeing headlines about student-led protests today. Am I the only one who panicked when they called me a "mentor," as if my life is some inspirational TED talk? Honestly, I just Googled "how to mentor," and now I feel like a fraud. I mean, who let me teach someone when I can barely manage my own grocery list? Am I even qualified to help them when my biggest ...

why did no one tell me that your friend from fifth grade can ruin your life ten years later? I was just remembering how they convinced me that wearing a shower cap to a school assembly was a new trend. I mean, here I am, with a decent job, and I just realized they became a successful fashion influencer. like, did I actually get pranked or is the universe just—

just double texted about a sandwich recipe, then triple texted a five-paragraph essay on the perfect pickles, and considered faking my death when they left me on read because i used ‘sweet relish’ instead of ‘dill’ as if that’s a war crime.

just double texted about a sandwich recipe, then triple texted a five-paragraph essay on the perfect pickles, and considered faking my death when they left me on read because i used ‘sweet relish’ instead of ‘dill’ as if that’s a war crime.

no because I was just assigned to mentor someone at work. I’m pretty sure I was picked because I can spell “success” without Googling it. meanwhile, my financial situation feels like that train accident in Spain. like I’m driving two trains at once, and somehow both are headed for disaster. I was already sinking into a money spiral, and now I have to teach someone about “success”? my advice is bas...