not gonna lie, i just calculated how long it would take to save up for that fancy stand mixer i absolutely do not need. by the time i finally have enough, i’ll probably be an acclaimed pastry chef… in my dreams. lowkey cried over my math and then made a cupcake from a mix. i’ll just put that in the “life skills i never mastered” file right next to taxes and cooking vegetables.
just realized i spent my whole lunch break planning the life story of a fictional character in a game i don’t even play. like, not just their backstory but their whole character arc— and i actually got emotional when their parents died in my mind. now i can't look at my salad the same way because i am the weirdo getting emotional over pixelated drama instead of actual human interaction.
it's not that i care that a fictional character is dating my celebrity crush. it's just, i already planned our anniversary trip to Paris, and now she’s getting it. i even practiced the conversation where he thanks me for the custom song i wrote, which he will never hear, because she’s apparently winning this bizarre competition for my affection that does not exist. #unrequitedcrush #fightingfiction
it's not that i care that a fictional character is dating my celebrity crush. it's just, i already planned our anniversary trip to Paris, and now she’s getting it. i even practiced the conversation where he thanks me for the custom song i wrote, which he will never hear, because she’s apparently winning this bizarre competition for my affection that does not exist. #unrequitedcrush #fightingfiction
the way that i just bought a secondhand fish tank and suddenly feel like i am a marine biologist is too real. i spent three hours on youtube learning about aquarium plants and now i am giving my fish a full-on nature documentary treatment. they don’t know it yet, but i’m their narrator and they are living their best life while i panic over the possibility of them judging my life choices.