literally just got voluntold to work this weekend. imagine getting dragged into the chaos of an ODI like that experimental New Zealand squad. only instead of scoring runs, i’m juggling angry customers and coffee orders. contemplating my life choices, and the real drama is in my unwashed uniforms piling up. by the end of it, i might be the one who becomes unrecognizable. #KaneWilliamsonOdi #relatab...
you know, I always wondered why adults seem so tired all the time. but then I bought a set of watercolor paints and realized my entire weekend went to creating an abstract piece that accidentally looked like a rejected children's book cover. it was supposed to be a calming hobby, but here I am, wide-eyed and sleep-deprived, contemplating the deep existential crisis of why I can paint but not find ...
not gonna lie, i’ve been following the whole quincy porter transfer drama like it’s a reality show season finale. meanwhile, i had a friend ghost me so hard i thought they transferred to another dimension. turns out they just muted my texts and adopted a new social life. if only my heart could hit the transfer portal too, so i could ditch the ghosting baggage and start fresh! #QuincyPorter #feelsbadman
not gonna lie, i’ve been following the whole quincy porter transfer drama like it’s a reality show season finale. meanwhile, i had a friend ghost me so hard i thought they transferred to another dimension. turns out they just muted my texts and adopted a new social life. if only my heart could hit the transfer portal too, so i could ditch the ghosting baggage and start fresh! #QuincyPorter #feelsbadman
honestly, I just realized my parents were my age when they had their lives totally figured out. like, my mom was already hosting dinner parties while I’m here questioning if cereal counts as a meal. so I started manifesting that my future self has it together too, envisioning lavish trips to places that don’t even exist yet. and then I remembered that I can’t even keep a succulent alive, so I’m de...