WhisperDog

Questions: i caught myself googling how to fix a dishwasher today. i know my dad could’ve d…

i watched the trailer for that chevy chase documentary. he really thinks he’s the star of the show. meanwhile, i keep sitting through weddings, watching everyone find their ‘happy ever after’ while i’m still clutching onto memories of my last relationship like they’re the holy grail. i know deep down that i built my whole identity around them. i can’t help but laugh as people tell me to move on wh...

हर कोई शादी कर रहा है और मैं इस हफ्ते किसी की डेट पर जाने की भी सोच नहीं सकता। जब लोग मेरी आमदनी पर बात करते हैं, तो मुझे बस हंसना आता है — अरे, ऐसा तो नहीं है कि मेरी ज़िंदगी की क्लिपिंग टॉप इयरिंग में पाई जाएगी। लोग सोचते हैं मैं फाइनेंशियली सेट हूँ, पर हकीकत ये है कि मेरी लाइफ एक एपिसोड की तरह लगती है, जहां सारे अच्छे पल बिज़नेस क्लास में हो रहे हैं और मैं इकोनॉमी में ठुंसकर बैठा हूँ। ज़िंदगी कभ...

i caught myself googling how to fix a dishwasher today. i know my dad could’ve done it with one hand tied behind his back, and yet here i am, sitting on the floor, staring at a broken machine like it’s some complex puzzle i don’t even want to solve. maybe it’s not about the dishwasher at all; maybe i just miss calling him and hearing him laugh at my cluelessness.

i caught myself googling how to fix a dishwasher today. i know my dad could’ve done it with one hand tied behind his back, and yet here i am, sitting on the floor, staring at a broken machine like it’s some complex puzzle i don’t even want to solve. maybe it’s not about the dishwasher at all; maybe i just miss calling him and hearing him laugh at my cluelessness.

it's 3am and i just googled “kapan hari valentine” because somehow the office romance has become the only exciting part of my miserable job, where the highlight of my day is pretending to be thrilled over another mediocre presentation. my colleagues are circling around planning gifts, but really, who wants a hallmark card from the guy who told me my last project was ‘adequate’? meanwhile, i’m left...