it’s three am and i just realized adults are literally tired all the time because we spend our lives feeling guilty for doing nothing while simultaneously being overwhelmed by the thought of everything we’re supposed to be doing, so now i understand why people just watch paint dry or count ceiling tiles as a hobby. honestly, who knew the secret to adulting was just learning to live with chaos and ...
this whole thing about gary kirsten is kinda funny. here i am, sitting alone while the world is pairing up like they’re collecting coupons or something. meanwhile, he’s out there finding ‘the human touch’ and i’m over here realizing i built so much of myself around someone who... well, doesn’t even remember my birthday anymore. i mean, like, can you imagine actually being important enough to be mi...
not gonna lie, when i heard about robin windsor, i thought, "wow, that could have been me." i was one hundred percent convinced i could have been a famous dancer, until i accidentally took out a lamp while trying to "freestyle" in my living room. next thing you know, my grandma walks in, assumes i am auditioning for a reality show, and starts giving me tips on how to add "energy" to my moves. now i’m just here, an awkward mess, staring at my shattered dreams and a lamp that's been converted into an art installation, wondering if this whole thing is just karma for my lack of coordination. #LisaRiley #relatable
not gonna lie, when i heard about robin windsor, i thought, "wow, that could have been me." i was one hundred percent convinced i could have been a famous dancer, until i accidentally took out a lamp while trying to "freestyle" in my living room. next thing you know, my grandma walks in, assumes i am auditioning for a reality show, and starts giving me tips on how to add "energy" to my moves. now i’m just here, an awkward mess, staring at my shattered dreams and a lamp that's been converted into an art installation, wondering if this whole thing is just karma for my lack of coordination. #LisaRiley #relatable
sometimes, I sit there watching my friends’ wedding videos, the elaborate setups and their perfect smiles while I struggle to figure out dinner plans. their lives look like picture-perfect highlights, and I’m over here wishing I could just afford a decent meal without stressing. ya know what makes it worse? I’m the one who’s always told to keep my head up because “you never know what’s happening b...