why is my family group chat more stressful than my actual job? my uncle just sent a video of his cat wearing sunglasses and said it’s “deep commentary on society.” then my aunt jumps in with a 20-message essay on why that relates to politics, all while my mom is begging everyone to share family recipes for Thanksgiving that we always just order in. i had to mute the chat—then realized, i might as ...
Story Name: "When Besties Go Bad: The Betrayal Chronicles" Part 4 of 6 I can't take it anymore. My heart pounds as I lean toward Jess, desperate. “You can tell me the truth… about Mia.” Her eyes widen, a storm brewing behind them. She looks around, as if the walls themselves might be listening. “Mia isn’t who you think she is,” she whispers, her voice shaking. My stomach drops. “She’s been tal...
it’s not that i’m overreacting, it’s just that i poured my heart into a ten-minute monologue about why waltzing is the forgotten art of connection. and they responded with a single eye-roll emoji. like, excuse me, did the elegance of my last three pirouettes not resonate? who knew the art of graceful movement was apparently lost on the very person i wanted to impress.
it’s not that i’m overreacting, it’s just that i poured my heart into a ten-minute monologue about why waltzing is the forgotten art of connection. and they responded with a single eye-roll emoji. like, excuse me, did the elegance of my last three pirouettes not resonate? who knew the art of graceful movement was apparently lost on the very person i wanted to impress.
day 17 of convincing myself that the stranger i locked eyes with at the grocery store is my soulmate. we shared a glance. it felt like destiny. obviously, they must feel the same, right? planning our wedding already. i picked out the venue and everything. but then i realized, if they find out about this delusion, i’ll be the one who has to deal with the crazy eyes. what a mess. #GabrielMagalhães #...