ever ghosted someone because you just couldn’t muster the energy to be polite? yeah, that was me last week. he sent me this sweet message about plans, and I just stared at my phone like I was trying to defuse a bomb. decided silence was better than a conversation, like i was auditioning for a reality show on “how to not be an adult.” now he’s making “how to avoid people” videos and I’m over here d...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds will eventually part to reveal the sun. #HopeExists #SelfCare
not gonna lie, I cheated on the biggest test of my life — the one that got me into college. I used this crazy elaborate system involving an air vent, a mirror, and a bunch of sticky notes. everything went perfectly until I overheard my professor talk about how he had eyes everywhere... so now I’m just sitting here, like, "great, I might get into the world’s most prestigious university, but I’m lowkey gonna have a panic attack every time the uefa europa league has a new headline.” can’t wait to die of stress at graduation—without anyone ever knowing I have a funeral outfit just in case. #UefaEuropaLeague #lifeisweird
not gonna lie, I cheated on the biggest test of my life — the one that got me into college. I used this crazy elaborate system involving an air vent, a mirror, and a bunch of sticky notes. everything went perfectly until I overheard my professor talk about how he had eyes everywhere... so now I’m just sitting here, like, "great, I might get into the world’s most prestigious university, but I’m lowkey gonna have a panic attack every time the uefa europa league has a new headline.” can’t wait to die of stress at graduation—without anyone ever knowing I have a funeral outfit just in case. #UefaEuropaLeague #lifeisweird
wait, so I just found out I gave someone a second chance, and they used it to run off with someone else. it’s like when South Africa crushed West Indies in that match and I just sat there thinking, am I the West Indies in this relationship? like, I might be pretty good at hitting things, but I can’t stop getting bowled out by poor decisions... and honestly, I still have to ask myself why I even bo...