last night, I caught myself creating an entire backstory for the man I saw at the bus stop—he's a SECRET spy, on a mission to retrieve the world’s most famous gum wrapper. and then I realized—he wasn’t looking at the bus schedule. he was waiting for ME to say something. and I just stood there, making dramatic hand gestures about the gum wrapper, to NO ONE.
just realized i made eye contact with a stranger in the bakery aisle yesterday, and now i'm deep into planning our life together, complete with how many pets we will adopt and a detailed timeline for each of their birthday parties, even though i’m still not convinced i want a relationship with anyone who doesn’t understand the importance of bread crusts.
i just accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago of someone i casually know. my heart dropped like i just heard my favorite song in a karaoke bar. they probably thought, “oh look, a blast from the past,” while i scrambled to un-like it faster than my crush unmatches me. so here i am, scrolling through their life in a frenzy while praying it doesnt ruin my chances at that future we never had. and honestly, at this point, winning the lottery feels more likely. #MdLottery #CringeReality
i just accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago of someone i casually know. my heart dropped like i just heard my favorite song in a karaoke bar. they probably thought, “oh look, a blast from the past,” while i scrambled to un-like it faster than my crush unmatches me. so here i am, scrolling through their life in a frenzy while praying it doesnt ruin my chances at that future we never had. and honestly, at this point, winning the lottery feels more likely. #MdLottery #CringeReality
Story Name: "I Spurned the CEO's Son—Now He’s My New Boss" Part 1 of 5 I step into the gala, my heart racing under the dazzling chandelier lights. The air buzzes with laughter and clinking glasses. I’m just here to blend in, not to get caught in a billionaire’s web. But then I lock eyes with him—Ethan Kingston, the CEO’s son. He’s magnetic, stunning, and dangerously charming. I pretend to look ...