have you ever named your future pets with someone you have literally only spoken to once? yes, same here. in a moment of absolute delusion, i locked eyes with this random person at a party, and we were suddenly discussing our ideal goldfish names. mine was "Moby Claw" and theirs was "Finn Diesel." why are we bonding over fish in a dimly lit room, plotting their entire life story? now my goldfish f...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that every wave eventually recedes and calm will return to the shore. #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass
wait, so my parents showed up unannounced while I was binge-watching the Australian Open, absolutely losing my mind over Daniil Medvedev’s latest match—how did I explain the laundry pile that could have its own ZIP code or the suspicious number of empty takeout containers like they were trophies? do I say I’m just “supporting local businesses” or that I “inspired” a deep clean the moment I stepped out of the living room? like, where do I even go from here—can I blame Daniil for making me lose control of my life? #DaniilMedvedev #NoRegrets
wait, so my parents showed up unannounced while I was binge-watching the Australian Open, absolutely losing my mind over Daniil Medvedev’s latest match—how did I explain the laundry pile that could have its own ZIP code or the suspicious number of empty takeout containers like they were trophies? do I say I’m just “supporting local businesses” or that I “inspired” a deep clean the moment I stepped out of the living room? like, where do I even go from here—can I blame Daniil for making me lose control of my life? #DaniilMedvedev #NoRegrets
no because when I heard about that whole Bregman deal, I couldn’t help but imagine my life if I had just ONE good conversation at the water cooler last year. instead, I rewatched old games alone while googling “how to talk to humans” in my living room, wearing a shirt from high school. as if i’m practicing for a life that only exists in my imagination. #WrigleyField #cringe