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Questions: so there i am, standing in my kitchen with a 20-minute interrogation looming ove…

fred vanvleet just blasted the raptors' pathetic lowball offers, calling out their bulls**t like a true warrior — too bad they treated a championship hero like he's yesterday’s news! can’t believe they let his talent slip straight to the rockets, talk about a massive fail!

หนุ่ม ศรราม ขาดความอดทน แจ้งชัดว่าไม่ปล่อยให้ใครมาสมควรกับครอบครัว เดี๋ยวนี้นั่งฟังคำวิจารณ์จากเหล่าชาวเน็ตเสื่อมเสียไม่ได้แล้วจริงๆ!

so there i am, standing in my kitchen with a 20-minute interrogation looming over my head and this poor soul from cps is nodding while my cat is auditioning for the role of “chaotic gremlin” in the background – i'm trying to explain that yes, the laundry is folded but also, could she not pet the spaghetti from last night that is somehow now under the couch and i have to convince her that the stack of mismatched tupperware is not a sign of neglect but rather my tribute to the great gods of kitchen disarray – great, just great.

so there i am, standing in my kitchen with a 20-minute interrogation looming over my head and this poor soul from cps is nodding while my cat is auditioning for the role of “chaotic gremlin” in the background – i'm trying to explain that yes, the laundry is folded but also, could she not pet the spaghetti from last night that is somehow now under the couch and i have to convince her that the stack of mismatched tupperware is not a sign of neglect but rather my tribute to the great gods of kitchen disarray – great, just great.

so there i was, turning 40 and feeling totally fine until i realized i accidentally sent my cake order to my ex instead of my friend and he replied with “what do you want me to do with a cake?” so yeah, spent the evening on the floor with some greasy takeout and that nice little reminder of my life choices.