ok but I just triple texted about the weather and then spent the next hour drafting a fake obituary for my old life because clearly, my existence has gone from charmingly awkward to tragically unhinged — my new identity will just be "weather enthusiast who died of CRINGE."
it’s 2am and my sister just posted about the new poco m8 5g. she’s acting like it’s the second coming. meanwhile, i was calculating how long it would take to buy something that actually makes me happy. 2 years, 5 months, and a quarter of my sanity later, i thought about how long i’d stay on this earth with my current mental state. turns out, it might take less time than saving for a phone i don't ...
not gonna lie, my entire family swears i should have left my messy crush months ago, but every time i try to walk away, they somehow send me the new phone release news. like why does the Poco M8 5G feel like it’s mocking me with its stunning specs while my love life feels like a cracked screen? even my grandma got a new phone to ignore my drama, and here i am, texting that loser “hey” again, because you know, sometimes i think he might just text back. what’s the lesson here? guess i'll find out in therapy. #PocoM85g #DramaticLife
not gonna lie, my entire family swears i should have left my messy crush months ago, but every time i try to walk away, they somehow send me the new phone release news. like why does the Poco M8 5G feel like it’s mocking me with its stunning specs while my love life feels like a cracked screen? even my grandma got a new phone to ignore my drama, and here i am, texting that loser “hey” again, because you know, sometimes i think he might just text back. what’s the lesson here? guess i'll find out in therapy. #PocoM85g #DramaticLife
just found out my former middle school classmate posted my position online. how does someone i haven’t spoken to in fifteen years suddenly become my career nemesis? was this all a long-term plot, or did they just REALLY want to win a game of professional Monopoly?