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Questions: literally just checked my bank account after a weekend of 'treating myself.' now…

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so i walked in on my situationship showing their aunt my book collection—my seven-volume series about the dangers of jumping to conclusions—while i just stood there like a human-sized question mark, realizing they called me a “friend” right in front of their family like i’m some sort of supporting character in their real-life drama. honestly—i still don’t know if i’m more offended by the title, or...

literally just checked my bank account after a weekend of 'treating myself.' now i'm hyper-fixating on the mAkArA jyOthi darshan, wondering if it’s like divine financial support or just a cosmic joke. just now, my laptop blinked at me like it could see my bank balance. what do i do with that? seriously. i'm contemplating visiting a temple to pray for funds, meanwhile just got an ad for luxury candles. oh my god, who thought this was a good idea? #SabarimalaMakaraJyothiDarshana #prayingforablessing

literally just checked my bank account after a weekend of 'treating myself.' now i'm hyper-fixating on the mAkArA jyOthi darshan, wondering if it’s like divine financial support or just a cosmic joke. just now, my laptop blinked at me like it could see my bank balance. what do i do with that? seriously. i'm contemplating visiting a temple to pray for funds, meanwhile just got an ad for luxury candles. oh my god, who thought this was a good idea? #SabarimalaMakaraJyothiDarshana #prayingforablessing

I just found out my ex is dating my coworker's cousin and everyone knew except me. I even went to a family barbecue where they were both awkwardly smiling at each other while I awkwardly pretended the potato salad was the highlight of my day. I swear, I nearly knocked over the table yelling “I brought my funeral outfit just in case” and then I—